RUFUS – President Laylin early this morning signed two executive orders, 300.378 and 300.379, that effectively authorized the rescission of funding for schools who ‘openly support, push and provide materials related to the LGBTQ community, specifically targeting schools that support the transgender community.

Executive Order 300.378, titled ‘Authorizing the Recission Of Federal Funding To Colleges And Universities Who Push LGBTQ Propaganda’, works to ensure that any college or university that continues to distribute any materials, books, flyers, posters, cards or other forms of media, related to the LGBTQ community, will lose funding permanently or until they remove their LGBTQ classroom materials.

“These policies are targeting a group of people that think it’s okay to pretend to be the opposite sex, or in worse cases, animals,” said Mesa Governor Joshua Adamson, who has supported the funding being pulled from what he calls ‘woke’ colleges. “This is great for the Jesstopian people, because why are these schools getting away and how did it take so long to put a stop to this transgender and LGBTQ madness. We will continue to support President Laylin in what he does.”

“President Laylin continues to push his hate-filled, bigoted agenda against members of the LGBTQ community who are just looking to be accepted into society,” said New Shire Governor David Rivera. “We in New Shire, reject the President’s rhetoric and are committed to fighting his hateful speech against this community and against our nation’s vulnerable population. This will not continue in New Shire.”

The second executive order the President signed was Executive Order 300.379, titled ‘Rescinding Private, Public And Vocational Educational Institution Funding For Failure To Remove LGBTQ Symbols, Materials As Well As Online Media,’ effectively kills any funding to vocational, private and public schools, who also promote the LGBTQ community, and for providing students with materials outlining or promoting the LGBTQ community in any way through books, posters, flyers, cards, video platforms, social media, and other physical medias. The order bans the LGBTQ symbols in Federally funded schools who receive federal funding.

“Finally a President willing to stand up for our kids, and protect our nation’s classrooms,” said a concerned parent who filed a lawsuit against Roberto Central School District and one of its teachers after her son came home with a packet for LGBTQ propaganda. “I am sick and tired of teachers passing this devilish content to my child. I’ve requested that my son be moved to a new classroom, and they failed to do anything, so they will face legal repercussions.”

This is yet another phase of President Laylin’s Agenda85, where he plans to completely gut the LGBTQ community from operating or existing in the United States Of Jesstopia. Protests across the country are expected in the coming weeks.

Officials across the country have vowed to fight the president’s moves in dozens of legal challenges in State and Federal court. The President is also the subject of the anti-Laylin movement.

“We are done sitting quietly as fascist Jay Laylin continues to strip our constitution of our god-given rights,” said a man who goes by Nicholas. “We are not going to sit idly by as some wannabe dictator strips the rights of, We the People.”

Others say that the simply don’t care enough to even bother paying attention to what they call “nonsense all around.” Republicans are 100% for the funding pullouts that the Government is currently scheduling.

“We are going to continue to respect the rights and identity of our LGBTQ community students and that will not change,” said Roberto Central School District Superintendent Joe Smith. “We will find other ways to fund our district, but we will not give up protecting the rights of our students who identify with the LGBTQ community. This will be a challenge, but we will protect our vulnerable students.”

Schools across New Shire, North Lorray, and South Lorray are rejecting federal funding to ‘protect the rights, freedoms and identities of their LGBTQ students.’

Colleges and Universities including Bradford University, Machland College, Prester Community College are already removing sexually explicit and LGBTQ-friendly materials from their content logs and from books stores across all campuses.

Local High Schools across Mesa are also removing federally banned LGBTQ books and other materials, as they look to stay in good graces with the President and his weaponized Department of Education to target LGBTQ students and the identities.