RUFUS – The Jesstopian Department Of Homeland security has announced major reforms to the existing ASA Express program that will require stricter identification verification requirements for those who are applying or renewing their ASAExpress accounts.
The changes that are being made will affect the following:
- Identification Requirements when applying, first-time, for The Airport Security Administration Express program.
- Renewal applications, and increasing verification of identity during the renewal process.
- Fee increases for both new account holders as well as for account holders renewing their accounts.
- Required proof of legal status within the United States Of Jesstopia.
These changes come as a result of President Jay Laylin increasing measures to ensure that Illegal aliens do not remain in or enter the United States Of Jesstopia through airports and other ports of entry. Homeland Secretary Marcus Welder says that the change was implemented as increased applicants refused to answer immigration questions on the application forms.
“We have laws to follow, so by refusing to answer immigrant status and immigration questions, it leads us to believe that immigrants are utilizing this program to expedite their travel throughout our country,” said DHS Secretary Welder. “We have, as seen, worked alongside President Laylin to deter illegal aliens from utilizing our airport facilities as well as other ports of entry. These additional measures will ensure that all vetting systems will filter out these applications, and allow the Jesstopian Airport Safety Administration to completely ensure that no illegal is entering our country through the airports.”
The changes will require four proofs of identification (which can be submitted online), and will require 2 proofs of legal status in the United States Of Jesstopia(i.e Birth certificate, Personal Identification Pin, visa, or green card.)
“We are grateful for the work that President Laylin has done to safe guard our communities and our country,” said a ASA employee who wished to remain anonymous. “For far too long have we been required to allow illegals in this country who were undocumented. There was no purpose for them to be here, yet our superiors told us not to question under both President Diester and President McCallum. We were threatened employment termination for not allowing them in, or asking too many ‘personal background’ details. I am happy that these people aren’t being allowed into our country.”
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